If we’re going to equate the ownership of cars and guns, then
- Using a vehicle in a crime will add 10 years to your sentence but will be the first charge thrown out in a plea bargain.
- No gas tank will hold over 10 gallons and the most common one won’t be reliable.
- Imports of cheap fuel from certain countries will be banned.
- Only the military and police will own vehicles with automatic transmissions or that seat more than four people.
- You won’t be able to operate a vehicle within 100 yards of a school.
- The most interesting models won’t be available in California or Massachusetts.
- A muffler will cost $1,500 and require a $200 tax stamp plus a one-year wait for paperwork.
- California vehicle owners will need three people to unscrew a gas cap.
- Fuel will be impossible to find in the run up to a presidential election.
- The DMV will be staffed by neckbeards.
Welcome to our world, motherfuckers.
Okie John