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    HAS ELECTROLYTES LittleLebowski's Avatar
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    Buy a shotgun

    I feel like this deserves its own thread.

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    Old man yelling at cloud OlongJohnson's Avatar
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    Sounds like a position P-F can really get behind.
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    Something tells me that the gun President Biden pictures in his mind when he says “Buy a shotgun” is completely different from the shotgun I bought when it was time to “Buy a shotgun.” Unless he was actually talking about a Beretta 1301 with a dot on it.
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    I Demand Pie Lex Luthier's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by OlongJohnson View Post
    Sounds like a position P-F can really get behind.
    If Beretta would do a Biden-themed 1301T promotion, I would do me best to buy *two*.
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    Old man yelling at cloud OlongJohnson's Avatar
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    Does a 1301T count as a double barrel shotgun if you have a 28-inch barrel for clays and birds as well as the standard barrel for predators?
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    The last gunshow I attended in Harrisburg PA before the Dempanic broke out there were multiple sellers for a total of over 100 older C Grade side by side shotguns where the barrels had been cut down to the 18” - 20” range. Some looked professional, some looked like they used a very dull hacksaw and cold blue...

    By the time I left I was labeling them as Biden Specials.

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    Ain’t gotta tell me twice.......

    I’ve got a great Biden special. Pre-serial numbers, double that was chopped to 18.1”, and makes for an impressive coach gun. Have another double I use to shoot the little piss birds around the yard in the spring, or at the neighbors dogs when they come in the yard.

    I’ve also got a detachable Mag-fed AR styled shotgun, cause everyone should have a gun to provide their friend, buddy, relative, neighbor who didn’t bother to prepare for the Boogaloo, and shows up asking if they can get a gun and some ammo...

    Then there are the real shotguns, modded for social purposes and the Zombie Apocalypse.

    And of course, everyone needs an SBS right? Fuck it. I made a Biden SBS out of a single shot 20 gauge, and a Breacher SBS outfitted with enough snoochie shit to make it viable out to 100 yards.

    Still need a 1301 though. Because fuck you. That’s why.
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    I do love me a good scattergun.

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    Anybody got a line on one of those sooper kewl Kel-Tec KG-7's?

    I kid, I kid... kind of. It would be like a fling with a trailer park princess.
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    So who is the better gun salesman, Biteme or Obama bin Laden.

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