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    Daughter’s art.

    My three and a half year old drew this.

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    She wants to show her friends tomorrow...

    Just thinking of how to explain it to their parents...
    Pointing at cardboard things....

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    Cut off the former B zone and present it as a separate art work?
    “Well," said Pooh, "what I like best," and then he had to stop and think. Because although Eating Honey was a very good thing to do, there was a moment just before you began to eat it which was better than when you were, but he didn't know what it was called.

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    At least it’s a no shoot. And if she did the brown couch, teddy bear and flowers that’s pretty damn impressive for 3 years old.

    ETA: just tell them she’s practicing to be a tattoo artist. Problem solved problem staying solved as they say.
    "I don't know if it is a placebo effect or not, but I have a growing feeling of well being that comes directly from my instinctual survival drive deep in my belly center”

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    Quote Originally Posted by YVK View Post
    Cut off the former B zone and present it as a separate art work?
    Brilliant!

    Maybe I can fold and tape the B and D zones and make a “boat?”
    Pointing at cardboard things....

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    It's a modern art masterpiece.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    At least it’s a no shoot. And if she did the brown couch, teddy bear and flowers that’s pretty damn impressive for 3 years old.
    Or really sketchy for a 40 year old mom...

    My daughter did draw the penis looking thing in the middle though, unfortunately.
    Pointing at cardboard things....

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    You could cut off the head.

    The torso has most of the illustrating anyway.

    After that it’s a pre-perforated box. It takes the humanoid target out of the mix and makes the phallic shape less “contextual”.

    Just one man’s opinion.
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    Brandon

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    Sounds like a good way to weed out the friends with crappy parents.
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    Quote Originally Posted by JCN View Post

    My daughter did draw the penis looking thing in the middle though, unfortunately.

    That’s just upside down Africa.
    "I don't know if it is a placebo effect or not, but I have a growing feeling of well being that comes directly from my instinctual survival drive deep in my belly center”

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    Quote Originally Posted by Caballoflaco View Post
    That’s just upside down Africa.
    It’s no-shoot dude giving the thumbs up. “I’m OK!”

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