How cold is it?
It’s so cold when we milked the cows we got ice cream.
It hasn’t been this cold since eighteen-hundred-and-froze-to-death.
It’s cold as Blue Flujin, where sailors say fire freezes (from a Herman Melville book).
It's colder than a brass toilet seat on the shady side of an iceberg.
It’s so cold I saw a politician with his hands in his own pockets.
It’s so cold we got dogs stuck to fire hydrants all over town.
Baby, it’s cold outside (Academy award winning song from “Neptune’s Daughter”).
It’s a two-dog night (you’ll need to sleep with both dogs on the bed for warmth).
It's colder than a room full of ex-wives.
It is so cold even property taxes are frozen.
It’s so cold when I turned on the shower I got hail.
It’s so cold my car won't run and my nose won't stop.