I just bought a good condition used Epiphone Les Paul Standard for a very decent price. Should be here in about a week.
Because I’m dumb? Or because LP? Or because this thread, and I’ve missed having an electric around the house.
It’s a good enough deal that if I hate it, I can sell it w/o taking a loss, or rip out all the electronics and replace them without coming near the price of a new Custom or Pro.