I met a Marine today

[JRB]

If you give a squad of Soldiers four bowling balls for a field exercise - at the end of the exercise one bowling ball will be missing entirely, another will be inexplicably broken, the third one will be a totally different bowling ball that wasn't one of the four issued, and the fourth one will be pregnant.

[beenalongtime]

How do you hide $100 from a surgeon?
Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.


How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist?
Put it in a text book.


How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon?
Tape it to his kid.


How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn?
Tape it to the patient's head.


How do you hide $100 from an internist?
Stick it under the patient's bandage.


How do you hide $100 from a radiologist?
Give it to the patient.


How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist?
You can't.


How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon?
You definitely can't.

Unsupervised kid ran into the edge of a table at a restaurant, OB/Gyn friend, took a look and said kid would be fine, didn't need stitches to the parents. Owners took my friend aside to thank them, and he responded, no big deal, I look at gashes all day.