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    Quote Originally Posted by Blades View Post
    I had to spell out my birth city on the form 4473 and I don't know how to spell "Minneapolis" without spell check. I had put "MN, MN" but it wasn't accepted.

    Who helps the Mods here when they need to buy a gun?
    The form used to only specify city and before smartphones I couldn't look up how to spell Landstuhl, but usually got away with saying Germany. Now the form says Or Foreign Country, and I still don't know how to spell Landstuhl...



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  2. #42
    Quote Originally Posted by Balisong View Post
    I bet if the question was "what is your favorite flavor of Crayon?" he would get it right 90% of the time.

    Speaking of Marines and Crayons...




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    Quote Originally Posted by willie View Post
    Speaking of phallic jokes, one of the young ladies in my high school class said that her idea of the ideal man was a guy who had the winning lottery number tattooed on his dick, her term. When I say I worked in a tough school, I do not exaggerate. We had guys who would masturbate into a condom during class and then leave it there when they left.
    What.the.fuck

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleLebowski View Post
    An Army kid in Jump School explained to me what Marine stands for.

    Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
    As a Marine who spent time on different US Army bases for training and of course their E Clubs I can tell you that at some point in the conversation “You know, I almost joined the Marines but...” always came up. Every time all us Jar Heads within earshot would just look at each other awkwardly. We would get up extra early to run in formation loudly chanting for their wake up call just to be Marines. After one of my Marines completely disassembled his NVGs and couldn’t put them back together, in theater, I had to go to the skipper to fess up and get a replacement. He was pissed off and yelled at me “You GD Marines, if you can’t eat it, or fornicate with it, you’ll GD break it!” It was damn near impossible for me to keep my composure, military bearing and not bust out laughing at the truth from the captain. Yes, being a Marine is damn SPECIAL and Marines relish and love being damn SPECIAL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eric_L View Post
    You know how to tell who is a doctor at the scene of an accident? He says “I’ll go get help!”
    How do you hide $100 from a surgeon?
    Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.


    How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist?
    Put it in a text book.


    How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon?
    Tape it to his kid.


    How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn?
    Tape it to the patient's head.


    How do you hide $100 from an internist?
    Stick it under the patient's bandage.


    How do you hide $100 from a radiologist?
    Give it to the patient.


    How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist?
    You can't.


    How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon?
    You definitely can't.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wheeler View Post
    Yeah...about those Coasties...
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    Quote Originally Posted by breakingtime91 View Post
    Our ATs got to fire 6 rockets. Can't imagine if we had that variant..
    When I was in, the LAV-AD was only part of LAAD, so they got to "swing with the wing"
    #RESIST

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleLebowski View Post
    An Army kid in Jump School explained to me what Marine stands for.

    Muscles Are Required Intelligence Not Expected
    I told my brother by another mother about that one. Hes done all that high speed low drag stuff in the Army and he
    asked “who said that a cook in the Coast Guard? A guy who is such a bitch the Cambodian whores used to buy him” 😂
    I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
    The lunatics are running the asylum

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    Quote Originally Posted by Snapshot View Post
    I don't think the work here is finished because lawyers, doctors, pilots, tradespeople of all descriptions, chefs, managers, consultants, dentists, clerks, ... all of these and more deserve no less abuse than the rest.

    I have had to redo more than a few 4473s due to.......wait for it......illegibility.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Paul D View Post
    How do you hide $100 from a surgeon?
    Put it in the patient's chart, next to the lab.


    How do you hide $100 from an orthopedist?
    Put it in a text book.


    How do you hide $100 from a neurosurgeon?
    Tape it to his kid.


    How do you hide $100 from an OB/Gyn?
    Tape it to the patient's head.


    How do you hide $100 from an internist?
    Stick it under the patient's bandage.


    How do you hide $100 from a radiologist?
    Give it to the patient.


    How do you hide $100 from a cardiologist?
    You can't.


    How do you hide $100 from a plastic surgeon?
    You definitely can't.
    Lol, I learned the "Tape it to their kids" joke for all surgeons. The radiology one is new to me.

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