This thread is better than old Pfestivus.
Paltrow's va jay jay
Was made into a candle
Scent like wet beaver
This thread is better than old Pfestivus.
Paltrow's va jay jay
Was made into a candle
Scent like wet beaver
"Rich," the Old Man said dreamily, "is a little whiskey to drink and some food to eat and a roof over your head and a fish pole and a boat and a gun and a dollar for a box of shells." Robert Ruark
Even considerable fame is no guarantee of success. My understanding is that there’s still 300,000 units of the ill-fated “Gerbilabra” package languishing unsold in a warehouse somewhere.Originally Posted by RoyGBiv
”But in the end all of these ideas just manufacture new criminals when the problem isn't a lack of criminals.” -JRB
She has a history of selling batshit crazy stuff and offering terrible advice.
https://www.health.com/condition/sex.../jade-egg-goop
Because she’s a wackjob, that’s why.
Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.
Smoke 'em if you got 'em.
There's nothing civil about this war.
Am I the only person shaking my head that someone
1. Bought one of these candles
2. Lit it
3. Made a very public admission of #1 and #2?
I call shenanigans in the form, “No publicity is bad publicity.” This was a set up.
I have one of these candles. You might find a rose smells like a candle, but you won't find a candle that smells like a rose. The one I bought at the flea market smelled like ass and chicken grease.
Gwyneth's beaver scent
Not exactly prairie morn...
Birds fall out of trees.
There's nothing civil about this war.
I don't ever recall one ever starting over likening the wife's/GF's cooking to that. It was almost always the wife/GF having bionic olfactory senses and detecting a "foreign" scent. I've seen familial homicides over the last item of food...
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