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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous vagina-scented candles nearly burnt down a home

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    You guys have this all wrong. The candles smell like a normal beeswax candle. It’s Gwyneth’s va jay jay that is legendarily whack; she’s had trouble with bees in there since she was a kid. #fact
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    Quote Originally Posted by Totem Polar View Post
    You guys have this all wrong. The candles smell like a normal beeswax candle. It’s Gwyneth’s va jay jay that is legendarily whack; she’s had trouble with bees in there since she was a kid. #fact
    You're awfully familiar.

    Chris

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    Quote Originally Posted by mtnbkr View Post
    You're awfully familiar.

    Chris
    What can I say? Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder...
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    Quote Originally Posted by Totem Polar View Post
    What can I say? Beauty is in the eye of the bee holder...
    That statement is going to generate a lot of buzz.

    Chris

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    You guys make my head hurt sometimes.

    This is one of those times.

    I'm mostly pissed, because I'm allergic to bees...and therefore like allergic to Paltrow snatch...(is that a bad or good thing?).

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    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Takes on a whole new meaning...

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    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    I am trying to make scents of all this, but I admit to floundering over the matter.
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