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Thread: Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous vagina-scented candles nearly burnt down a home

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    Gwyneth Paltrow's infamous vagina-scented candles nearly burnt down a home


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    Now that’s a hot flash
    Just a dog chauffeur that used to hold the dumb end of the leash.

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    Did Cardi B come over and put the fire out with her W.A.P. ?

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    Squirting vag-scented candle?

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    I don’t know who’s dumber. Gwyneth or the bimbo that bought the candle.
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    Snatched from danger in the nick of time.
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    Read: Harrison Bergeron

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    I like my rifles like my women - short, light, fast, brown, and suppressed.

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    I like to imagine the vibe at the R&D meetings was similar to this.



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    "I tell you three times, there's no Gwyneth Paltrow candle here."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kanye Wyoming View Post
    I like to imagine the vibe at the R&D meetings was similar to this.


    That reminds me of the time I volunteered to do some taste testing of flavored nuts when I was at Natick Soldier Research and Development Center. No matter how hungry I am, I won't make that mistake again.

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