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    I Demand Pie Lex Luthier's Avatar
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    Addendum: I found one of the whole shows I attended on Youtube!

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    The R in F.A.R.T RevolverRob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex Luthier View Post
    he was like the dark-matter equivalent of Jerry Garcia, minus all the clams, and with a laser focus.
    I had to go look up what "clams" meant in this context.

    I was definitely thinking of something else...

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    Me being an asshole:

    While you were attending Zappa shows, I had not even been conceived. You're welcome.

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    I Demand Pie Lex Luthier's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    I had to go look up what "clams" meant in this context.

    I was definitely thinking of something else...

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    Me being an asshole:

    While you were attending Zappa shows, I had not even been conceived. You're welcome.
    My youngest daughter is older *and* taller than you. You're also welcome.

    Clams are bad or sour notes. Zappa himself might apply a scatological definition...
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    Who you jiving with that cosmic debris?

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    The R in F.A.R.T RevolverRob's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex Luthier View Post
    My youngest daughter is older *and* taller than you. You're also welcome.
    Anecdote time:

    Both my undergrad and master's advisors are 6'4". One time I was walking to lunch with them, after having known each of them for 3-4 years. And their gigantic legs meant I was having to pick up the pace to keep. Suddenly, my undergrad advisor stops and turns and looks back at me and just blurts out, "I never realized you were so short."

    "I make up for it with an enormous presence."

    To which my MS advisor starts snorting and says, "I'll say. No one ever wonders where you're at."

    My PhD Advisor once described me to someone at a conference, "He's sort of short with black hair. But you won't really notice he is short when you talk to him, because that's just not who or how he is." And the young woman he sent to talk to me said and I quote, "Pardon me, but holy shit was your advisor right in his description of you."

    I don't know what all that means. But I think it means the only time people notice I'm short is when I can't reach stuff on the high shelf.

    Clams are bad or sour notes. Zappa himself might apply a scatological definition...
    Or another definition. That's neither here nor there nor anywhere.

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    Four String Fumbler Joe in PNG's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex Luthier View Post
    My youngest daughter is older *and* taller than you. You're also welcome.

    Clams are bad or sour notes. Zappa himself might apply a scatological definition...
    He did stop a song so that George Duke could go back and play a note he missed.
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    Please tell me that y’all have read his autobiography:

    https://www.amazon.com/Real-Frank-Za.../dp/0671705725

    Parts of that book had me howling with laughter. Mrs Totem, too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    Suzy Creamcheese!

    Phi Zappa Krappa!

    Yeah, well, those of us who were really into Zappa and The Mothers of Invention even as far back as the mid-60s would spin the final track on our LP of We're Only In It for the Money backward, in order to hear the expurgated (f-word) lyrics in unexpurgated form!

    Can't do that with CDs.
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    And while the sun and moon endure, Luck's a chance, but trouble's sure,
    I'd face it as a wise man would, And train for ill and not for good." -- A.E. Housman

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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex Luthier View Post
    Attended three live Frank Zappa performances (1982-85 period)...
    Likewise, at MSG in NYC.

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    I've been listening to him since the early 90s via osmosis. Zappa played non stop in the kitchen of a resturant I worked at for 7 years. I love me some Joe's Garage (Widespread Panic do a great cover). But honestly I never really got him or the Mothers. But man, as a Dead Head I love the way he mocked the hippies. He was a foil to San Francisco and Laurel canyon.
    A true genius taken too soon.

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