Mother Shot by Thug at Funeral of Son Shot by Police.

[Inkwell 41]

The Babylon Bee has started another service called “notthebee”. It deals with real news that sounds like satire. I guess we’re “there” as a culture. What is baffling to me is that a news station out of Maine is reporting the story. Maybe it’s a ploy to keep “Florida Man” in the news when, in fact, it could as easily be New Jersey Man, Pennsylvania Man, Michigan Man, Illinois Man or New York Man as most of the people who live down here are from elsewhere. To quote an unremembered character fro an episode of The X Files...
“All the nuts roll down to Florida.”

[Maple Syrup Actual]

Sincere’s momma was though.

Yeah from the sounds of things I Dream of Jeannie was about the only thing NOT shot in Cocoa Beach.

[BehindBlueI's]

What is baffling to me is that a news station out of Maine is reporting the story.

Because "mother shot at funeral" is going to get clicks no matter where it's reported and where it happened, and clicks = $. I'd be surprised if it's not reported abroad as well....and a quick Google shows it's reported abroad as well.