Because this shit:
https://microclimate.com/
Needs to be made fun of.
There are so many choices here, I can't decide where to begin...
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'Introducing our newest product AIR - the visor that makes you unfuckable.'
AIR put this on and no one will ever ask you to do anything, because they know you're a worthless twat.
Their future product 'derri-AIR; an integrated microclimate unit for your whole body. You know AIR, the visor that makes you look like a mouth breathing moron. Derri-AIR straps around your waist forms and air-tight bubble around your anus. This allows you to breath in and revel in your own flatulence like you know God intended.'