There’s only one way to end this election

[Robert Mitchum]

[Dog Guy]

I was thinking more like the Thunderdome. The House and Senate in a small arena chanting "two men enter, one man leaves" while Biden and Trump wheeze it out on the dirt floor wearing breech cloth and sandals. And for your own good, contemplate the concept without drawing a mental picture.

[awp_101]

I was hoping for something involving tactical nukes.

***sigh...disappointed again....***

[OfficeCat]

Or maybe we could just count the votes, like we always have.

[Darth_Uno]

I was thinking more like the Thunderdome. The House and Senate in a small arena chanting "two men enter, one man leaves" while Biden and Trump wheeze it out on the dirt floor wearing breech cloth and sandals. And for your own good, contemplate the concept without drawing a mental picture.

Does Trump and Biden have to fight, or can they pick champions? And does the challenger pick weapons, or is it a mutual agreement?

[SecondsCount]

If Biden can tell us what day it is, then he can be prez

[rd62]

How about if he can tell us what office he's running for?

[feudist]

I'd pay to see Trump beat Cumala's skank ass. Throw AOC and the Somali brotherfucker in the ring too.

[AzShooter]

I think it's more like the Dream Episode of Dallas.