Zoom etiquette

[Greg]

A "Toobin" is a term that will forever reside in the Urban Dictionary. A very few years ago an off duty constable in my area was doing this very thing in his car in a super market parking lot. A woman passing by turned him in. His attorney devised this defense: that he was not doing that; the man had a tummy ache and was shaking his Pepto Bismol bottle. He lost his case.

That is a piss poor defense.

I'd have said "My client was trying to shake a very tenacious spider off his Johnson".

[11B10]

With a name like "Toobin" it kinda makes sense...as in "he be" Toobin'

The winnah.....and still champion!

[mmc45414]

Of course, guess which tape she inserted, started and left the room.

I think it used to be a common prank to swap VHS tapes in the rental store back when those were things. I always wondered why they opened the boxes while you were checking out...

[Yung]

Take a look the /r/tifu subreddit and type in 'zoom' in the search bar. A lot of those people are teachers and faculty.

It's like disregarding the firearms safety rules just because you're at home and not at the range.

Greg, it's probably because you respect and care about your work. That a lot of other folks apparently can't do the same would explain a lot.

[DDTSGM]

Impregnated a colleague’s daughter. Also attempted to force her to abort it. But hey, when you have the “right” opinions, it’s all ignored and you get to lecture the public through multiple media outlets

I'mma more pissed that OJ is wearing a Marine Corps polo shirt. Priorities folks, priorities.

[Le Français]

From the linked article:

The Zoom call was reportedly an 'election simulation'

Perhaps he just misread the agenda? Replace an L with an R, add a T...

[Baldanders]

I have attended about a million WebEx meetings, and while they may be real boring, and I’m usually not on camera, it’s never occurred to me to whip it out and start loping the mule.

I believe Bronies call it "clopping."



I say when you have meetings on the same device that produces hot and cold (and every temperature in between) running porn what do you expect a man to do.? 😉 It's a confusing modern world.

[JohnO]

2021 Prediction:

Simon & Schuster gives 10 million dollar advance for a new Book. How to Handle a Zoom Meeting by Jeffery Toobin.

[willie]

I think it used to be a common prank to swap VHS tapes in the rental store back when those were things. I always wondered why they opened the boxes while you were checking out...

I had a Smithsonian tape on evolution that I showed. One day I handed its box to a young lady and asked her to start the tape. She opened the box, laughed, and handed me the tape. The title showed it was a porno movie about a woman who had a singing vagina. A kid had switched the original with this.

[LittleLebowski]

Dude really likes politics.

I lost it