The Newspaper of Record has several stories on ACB:
Newly Sworn-In ACB Immediately Orders All Nation's Women To Wear Handmaid's Outfit
Kavanaugh Empties Keg Of Beer On ACB's Head In Celebration
Democrats Ask ACB To Recuse Herself From Any Cases Involving The Constitution
SCOTUS Installs Garage Door So ACB Can Stop In And Hear Arguments Before Dropping Kids Off At Soccer Practice