Now its the WHALES! What round for whales? Get a bigger boat!

[NEPAKevin]

Scientists baffled by orcas ramming sailing boats near Spain and Portugal

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Do not ignore the pig apocalypse also!

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/...ywhere/616389/

2020 - the year when it all comes together!

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Nature rises again as brain eating amoeba attack Texas. Now both Presidential candidates are immune from such a threat for obvious reasons.

[NEPAKevin]

Do not ignore the pig apocalypse also!

https://www.theatlantic.com/science/...ywhere/616389/

2020 - the year when it all comes together!

https://twitter.com/@twitter/status/ https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1310259298228932616

It can't be all bad if cute girls get to recreate the "Delta Safari - Arial Target Practice" scene from Black Hawk Down and troll Lib Anti-gun types on social media.

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Can't shoot amoebas with a machine gun, unless they get really, really big. Of course, that's coming next week.

[revchuck38]

We can choose, we ain’t no amoebas. - John Hiatt

[da6dspanburg]

This is why this Land Luber doesn't fuck around in the sea. We talk about how humans are usually the top of the food chain in our environments. Well the ocean isn't one and we damn sure ain't the top of the food chain in a world where multi-ton carnivores capable of speeds that humans can only achieve with internal combustion engines hang out.

So, here's my reply to the caliber for whales - stay out of the ocean and then you only need to worry about what round for pissed of Cape Buffalo.

she says it best

[LOKNLOD]

https://twitter.com/@twitter/status/ https://twitter.com/stclairashley/status/1310259298228932616

It can't be all bad if cute girls get to recreate the "Delta Safari - Arial Target Practice" scene from Black Hawk Down and troll Lib Anti-gun types on social media.

She should dress like a mermaid and shoot whales from a chopper. Ariel target practice!

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Here's how you do for swine: Radioactive swine attack! https://www.independent.co.uk/news/w...-a6972361.html

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NYSdV4RqYDA

[Baldanders]

I think they have an oral history that goes back hundreds of years the same as Native tribes had before Europeans arrived. I think killing humans is 'taboo' in their culture and they basically don't do it for the same reason certain tribes wouldn't climb certain mountains or drink the water of certain streams. They kill for sport and play with/torture their prey before killing it. They have plenty of opportunity to kill humans, but they don't (outside of Sea World).

I was working as a dive tender in the sea cucumber fishery when one of the divers came up faster than he should have looking terrified. He told me 14 orcas had swam past him and the other diver closely. The other diver finished his dive then came up. The diver that had panic ascended asked the other diver if he had seen the orcas and he replied 'They have never attacked a human'. The panicked diver said he didn't intend on being the first one .

https://www.rifters.com/real/shorts.htm

Check out "Bulk Food" in the short stories on that page. I think the author's ideas about orcas will appeal to you. Not heartwarming...