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Thread: Ban "The Juice Is Not Worth The Squeeze"..for the children

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    Ban "The Juice Is Not Worth The Squeeze"..for the children

    Can we come up with another old saw for something not being worth the effort?

    The beer is not worth opening the can for.

    The piss is not worth opening my fly for.

    The gun is not worth wasting ammo on.

    The Dems are not worth wasting a vote on.

    The mods here are not worth the defecation.

    Portland is not worth saving. (Insert your own city of choice.)

    de Blasio is not worth the air he is breathing wasting.


    Anyway, everyone knows that the juice is supposed to be stomped.




    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    The custom Glock trigger is not worth the pull.
    #RESIST

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    The small town just north of where I grew up always held a grape stomp as part of their annual Grape Festival. Personally, the prospect of drinking something that someone else's feet have been in has always grossed me out.

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    Wordy, but sublime:

    "The pleasure is momentary, the position ridiculous, and the expense damnable" - attributed to Lord Chesterfield (British statesman, diplomat and wit, 1694-1773)

    And yes, he is talking about sex.
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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    The beer is not worth opening the can for.
    Telling an unrelated high school story involving 'Milwaukee's Best', a much older family friend in his late 70's interrupted me to say 'I wish you'd asked me to buy you beer if you'd been drinking that shit, because that beer ain't worth the can they put it in'.

    So I respectfully submit 'That beer ain't worth it's can'

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    Can we come up with another old saw for something not being worth the effort?

    The beer is not worth opening the can for.

    The piss is not worth opening my fly for.

    The gun is not worth wasting ammo on.

    The Dems are not worth wasting a vote on.

    The mods here are not worth the defecation.

    Portland is not worth saving. (Insert your own city of choice.)

    de Blasio is not worth the air he is breathing wasting.


    Anyway, everyone knows that the juice is supposed to be stomped.




    I like to make Margaritas out of fresh lime juice. That's worth the effort but not exactly a squeeze. More of a crush.
    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    The artery is not worth the Gadget.
    Ignore Alien Orders

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    The spouse is not worth half.

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    The loaf is not worth the pinch.

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    So you're saying... the blues don't like the squeeze?

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