Originally Posted by
Kanye Wyoming
I recently received a mask I’d ordered that says Justice for George Floyd on the front. This was based on our findings here at the Juilliard Institute for Woodwinds, Strings and Microbiology that COVID-19 is the first virus sufficiently intelligent and woke that it knows not to infect social justice protestors. In addition to the mask providing an enhanced level of protection and immunity against the virus, it also provides an enhanced level of protection and immunity against being arrested should I ever engage in unlawful activity since everywhere I go is a peaceful protest.
My wife has made it clear she won’t be seen in public with me if I wear it. Sad, because it’s actually a really good, comfortable mask.