As the thread has drifted...
The Rules
As mentioned above, I am not a roadie. I have known people who lived by this sort of stuff way before it was written down (and then published in a book). Some of it makes me laugh, some of it cringe. Some of it is of course true. (Rule No 5).
I wonder if someone has compiled a similar set for shooting? Sounds like a job for the Doodie Project.