Bye, Eddie

[Stephanie B]

Ken Osmond has died. He was 76. He played Eddie Haskell on Leave It to Beaver.

He was LAPD for eighteen years, retiring after being shot by a car thief.

Due to his startling resemblance to legendary porn star John Holmes, a rumor started that Ken was actually Holmes and had quit the porn business to become an L.A. cop (supposedly, his superiors in the LAPD weren't entirely convinced that he actually wasn't Holmes, and he was called in by the Internal Affairs division to "prove" his identity. Holmes was renowned for the size of his male member, and Osmond stated that he settled once and for all the rumors that he was Holmes by a "visual aids" demonstration).

[Coyotesfan97]

Ken Osmond has died. He was 76. He played Eddie Haskell on Leave It to Beaver.

He was LAPD for eighteen years, retiring after being shot by a car thief.

RIP sir.

Umm I’m not Holmes and I’m not showing you my junk just saying ETA although having a story like that you showed your junk to IA to prove you weren’t John Holmes is priceless. I’d make sure I got a copy of that NOI and frame it.

[entropy]

Eddie: “Why good evening St. Peter. That’s a remarkably stylish sport coat you’re wearing tonight!”

St. Peter: “Just move along Eddie. Escalator is up and to the left.”

[Suvorov]

That is a bummer. He was quite a character.

I've been watching the Andy Griffith Show with my boys lately. Leave it to Beaver will be next in the line up of wholesome entertainment.

[Caballoflaco]

That is a bummer. He was quite a character.

I've been watching the Andy Griffith Show with my boys lately. Leave it to Beaver will be next in the line up of wholesome entertainment.

You should add The Rifleman to that list.

[Stephanie B]

although having a story like that you showed your junk to IA to prove you weren’t John Holmes is priceless. I’d make sure I got a copy of that NOI and frame it.

"This is what I had to do to to get those pricks from IA off my back..."

[Coyotesfan97]

"This is what I had to do to to get those pricks from IA off my back..."

Uhhh we need a photocopy to attach to the file...LOL

[Stephanie B]

Uhhh we need a photocopy to attach to the file...LOL

"Why is the copier broken?"

"We had Eddie Haskell jump up on it in order to photocopy his, um, member."

[Coyotesfan97]

"Why is the copier broken?"

"We had Eddie Haskell jump up on it in order to photocopy his, um, member."

LOL I hope he proudly told that story his whole career So this is no shit I had to go to IA...

[Stephanie B]

LOL I hope he proudly told that story his whole career So this is no shit I had to go to IA...

"Eddie, tell us again about when you showed your dick to IA!" He probably didn't have to buy drinks for a long time.