S&W M&P 2.0
By all counts it should be the perfect gun for me. It simply isn’t.
Tikka T3 Lite. I just knew the spawn of Sako would be the ultimate hunting rifle. 20 rounds in, I absolutely hated the rifle.
Go ahead & laugh- Mine was the .50 Desert Eagle. Big (Strap A Rifle To Your Hip!), beautiful and powerful. It felt solid in the hand and was for sale at Turner's Outdoorsman for $899. Racking the slide, it felt like it was on roller bearings. The magazine was big enough to stuff a 3rd Gen S&W into. I'd go to Turner's at least once a week after work just to stare at it as it lay in the display case, dwarfing even the mighty 1911. It was a time of innocence, before the Desert Eagle made its debut on the screen, before gold plate finishes and long before some crackhead coined the phrase "Deagle".
I lusted for her and in my lust, I put my children on a starvation diet of Ramen noodles. Hollow eyed, I dove without shame into the couches and easy chairs of family and friends for loose change. "OOPS! My keys just fell outta my pocket and into the cushions!"
Then one day at the indoor range, there were deep booms coming from the next bay and flame rings rolled down range. Yes flame rings like from the guns of the Mighty Mo. A heroic figure was firing a Desert Eagle in .50 AE- each thundering shot lighting up the whole of the range like flashes from an artillery strike. He saw me standing, slack jawed and full of envy. He smiled and asked if I'd like to try it.
"Would I!?!" I took the offered pistol lovingly. It was heavy and filled the hand. Then I took the magazine and slid it into the well, released the slide and felt the solid thunk as the slide stripped the first round and locked into battery. Got in behind the behemoth, lined up the sights and touched off the first round. BOOM! The muzzle rose and the pistol slid, rolled & twisted- a vicious beast bent on escape.
I figured that in my excitement I didn't build a good grip so, the second shot, I buried the pistol deeper to get the web of my hand up higher. No go. The large radius of the backstrap kept me from getting my hand up any higher. I did what a could, but the shape of the pistol grip was all wrong for me to get the recoil under control. Once I touched off the shot, the pistol bucked, reared and sunfished like a rodeo bronc and I was just along for the ride. I tried everything. I really wanted to love that big buxom girl. But, I couldn't.
In the end, I went home- dreams shattered- took down the jar I'd been filling with couch money and took my malnourished offspring to McDonald's while I drowned my sorrows in a large chocolate milkshake and smothered them with cold Happy Meal fries...
...but sometimes, deep in the night, I lie awake. Wondering...
Last edited by MistWolf; 05-13-2020 at 11:46 PM.
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A friend of mine has one.
My verdict: At least a big SA revolver will get through six rounds without a stoppage.
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Not another dime.
Walther PPK/S: Interarms import. Heavy-ass trigger and cuts like a mother. Still have it because Bond.
Merkel 140-2 in 470 Nitro: I was looking into one of these guns to supplant my bolt gun to go all Capstick on my next hunt. Heavy as hell. Slow to reload. In a world of red-dots, the express sights didn't do it for me. Not fun to shoot and I love to shoot my 458 Lott. I so wanted to fall in love with it but I was fortunate enough to try it out on the range before sinking all that money into it.
CZ P09. I hated the slide lock and I could modify it or me. Gone.
VP-9. I bought into the hype probably 5 years ago. I bought two. One for my daughter one for me. We spent 4 months and 4 thousand rounds trying to get used to it. It was a train wreck for both of us. We still cannot explain why a pistol that fits your hand so good, shoots so bad for us. We could get good groups slow fire, but speed things up and we were way behind our experiences with our G19's. I passed mine off to my wife, and daughter passed hers off to big sister. Guess what.. both those ladies improved considerably over their G19's.. So younger daughter and I now have two G19's Mom and older daughter have VP-9's.
Second one.. picked up Kahr CM9 and CM40. CM9 never fed right. CM40 would eject mags due to several bad mag releases. They were hyped by several magazines as good subcompact pistols, but no dice for me.
so far I loved every gun. only disappointment was going to the 203 range. shoot one of these you'll be wondering, why those beautiful movie fireballs are no where to be found.
hard to aim, and might be the only gun that doesn't sound cool when being loaded or fired irl.
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