North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un in grave condition: reports
Here's hoping his health condition improves to that of his father & grandfather's current state.North Korean dictator Kim Jong-un is in a grave condition after a surgical procedure, according to reports.
A US official with direct knowledge told CNN that intelligence authorities were tracking reports of his condition.
"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI
Couldn’t he tell a more reputable news organization like Weekly World News?
Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.
I'm going to put my bet on that Dear Fatboi Leader had an atrial fibrillation ablation procedure and the operator perforated his heart or he a massive perioperative stroke. I have no proof but I can dream and you can't take that away from me.
I hope stroke. He has nukes. If the fucker understands he's on his way out, I won't put it past him to try taking half of the world with him.
Doesn't read posts longer than two paragraphs.
Half the world would be quite a bit of a reach, but he could probably hurt Japan.Originally Posted by YVK
BUT, how devoted are his immediate underlings? While the Nuclear Club's Free Instant Sunrise guarantee is one way to ensure that the transition to the next government will be smooth and easy (if there's nobody alive, there's no transition, which is super easy, barley an inconvenience!), we're more likely to see a reenactment of "The Death of Stalin".
"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI
His sister is said to be a likely contender to become the replacement “dear leader”. It would be fascinating if she were an evil bitch. Seems probable that she is. The media wouldn’t know how to cover her.
Room temp! Room temp! Rah rah rah!
Ken
BBI: ...”you better not forget the safe word because shit's about to get weird”...
revchuck38: ...”mo' ammo is mo' betta' unless you're swimming or on fire.”
Who would you want to be less than you’d want to be KJU’s soon-to-be late cardiologist?
The runner-up of "Who's The Next Dear Leader".
"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI
WOW. I almost feel proud to be considered an insensitive ass by people celebrating someone's grave condition.
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