@TGS linked a story in another thread and I scrolled down to the next headline, which was this gem:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/art...o=taboola_feed
For those who have no idea WTF the Meatloaf connection is:Intruder is charged with murder after 'breaking into a unit and beating a man with a GUITAR in front of his girlfriend'
I was barely seventeen, and I once killed a boy with a fender guitar
I don't remember if it was Telecaster or Stratocaster