Babylon bee...

[4given]

As God is my witness, I was just going to post a link to an article shared on FB n the dem thread, but when I hit the splash page to copy the link, I realized that the bounty is just too much to contain in a drive-by. They’re killing the primary thing right now.

When you have a moment:

https://babylonbee.com/

Thank me later.

I do love the Bee!

Have you see their other site "Not the Bee"? https://notthebee.com/article/welcom...bTge68lxPsOp8w

[RoyGBiv]

I'm really enjoying Not The Bee (https://notthebee.com/)

https://notthebee.com/article/biden-...d-these-lyrics

OMFG, it's TRUE!!!

https://www.billboard.com/articles/c...nglish-meaning

I want to breathe in your neck slowly
Let me murmur things in your ear
So that you remember if you’re not with me
Slowly

[JAD]

They are in fact killing it.

[Totem Polar]

In case any of y’all quit paying attention, because, work or something, they’re still killing it.


https://babylonbee.com/news/state-wi...on-electricity

State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-sus...-error-message

Biden: 'It's Ridiculous To Say I Use A Teleprompter And Your PC Ran Into A Problem And Needs To Restart'

https://babylonbee.com/news/constitu...gs-last-wishes

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a somber ceremony this morning, leading government officials announced that the US Constitution, the oldest surviving national constitution and the founding document of the world’s leading democracy, will be entirely replaced by the last wishes of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Bonus:

[pooty]

https://babylonbee.com/news/party-ag...-undesirables/

[Glenn E. Meyer]

Biden: 'It's Ridiculous To Say I Use A Teleprompter And Your PC Ran Into A Problem And Needs To Restart'

That actually happened to Bill Clinton at the State of the Union - his speech disappeared and all he had was the MS-DOS C:\> prompt. For those of you old enough to remember DOS.

[LittleLebowski]

In case any of y’all quit paying attention, because, work or something, they’re still killing it.


https://babylonbee.com/news/state-wi...on-electricity

State With No Electricity Orders Everyone To Drive Cars That Run On Electricity

https://babylonbee.com/news/some-sus...-error-message

Biden: 'It's Ridiculous To Say I Use A Teleprompter And Your PC Ran Into A Problem And Needs To Restart'

https://babylonbee.com/news/constitu...gs-last-wishes

WASHINGTON, D.C.—At a somber ceremony this morning, leading government officials announced that the US Constitution, the oldest surviving national constitution and the founding document of the world’s leading democracy, will be entirely replaced by the last wishes of Supreme Court Justice Ruth Bader Ginsburg.

Bonus:

I’m just saying, ACB looks pretty good.

[David S.]

BB: 1 easy tip for abiding by your governors holiday restrictions.

AKA: Piss off the P-F Karens in one easy click.

[Cookie Monster]

I’m just saying, ACB looks pretty good.

You’re not wrong. We read from the same book.

[idahojess]

https://babylonbee.com/news/secret-s...hair-force-one

"This will be one of the most advanced pieces of geriatric technology the world has ever seen," said Secret Service Director James Murray. "With the ability to go from 0 to 3 miles per hour in 12 seconds, it will completely encase Mr. Biden in a shell of bulletproof glass as he sits in the back seat and a trained agent drives him around. It's also equipped with Life Alert technology and a handy basket for his daily meds."