I'm gonna go ahead and be "that guy" and call out the OP.
I mean, really?
Putting up a thread with a supposed "satire" news site when clearly these stories are absolutely factually true!? tsk tsk.
https://babylonbee.com/news/pr-disas...om-coronavirus
Corn Pop is back
https://babylonbee.com/news/biden-th...s-endorsement/
I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
The lunatics are running the asylum
Researchers Delay Coronavirus Vaccine Until They Figure Out How To Make It Cause Autism
https://babylonbee.com/news/research...t-cause-autism