"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
Other than having similar politics, I love knowing that the writers at the Bee are as big of nerds as me.
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. It has to be fought for and defended by each generation." - Ronald Reagan
Best quip I've heard is he has to show he's looking for work to continue getting unemployment.Originally Posted by delphidoc
From Older Offspring after a discussion of coffee:
"If it doesn't come from the Kaffa province of Ethiopia, it's just hot roasted-bean juice."
Dude needs a suit with a better standing collar and epaulet design. Shoulder pad shape is good to go, though.
"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
I think he needs some scary-looking skulls on it too, so that people know he means business.
Oh fuck
#RESIST
I'd been seeing this headline, but though it was a Babylon Bee article.
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