Yimakh shemo - tried it , doesn't work.
I guess I don't have the magical touch. About colleges, parents will be flipped out. A friend of mine told her class that their parents sent them to college so they could screw on the kitchen table again. I was aghast, having eaten dinner at her house. Many parents are now using colleges as psychological treatment centers for their kids as they sent them away and expect the school to have a fairly comprehensive counseling program to deal with Chad and Brittany's behavioral issues. So having the kid back home!
I do have sympathy for the hard working kids whose degree programs will be disrupted by the lack of campus facilities needed for courses.
- That being said, the Bee is hilarious. https://babylonbee.com/news/study-fi...e-at-duck-hunt