"You win 100% of the fights you avoid. If you're not there when it happens, you don't lose." - William Aprill
"I've owned a guitar for 31 years and that sure hasn't made me a musician, let alone an expert. It's made me a guy who owns a guitar."- BBI
Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching
"OK, Aiden, remember -- if they ask you what your name is, just say, 'No hablo ingles,'" said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. "And don't pick at your fake mustache; it'll fall off. Don't forget your poncho!"
"I packed you a burrito and some quesadillas for lunch! Love you!"
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
The lunatics are running the asylum
AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza
The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wife-beater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"
“And, like, where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video
I love BB.
I remember installing Windows 95 on my desktop so I could run a planetarium program. It was on more than 20 floppies if I remember correctly. I ended up having to buy a better video card because my dad's hand-me-down business computers only supported CGA graphics. Back in those pre-Pentium VESA Local Bus days a meg of RAM (SIMM) cost $50.
"Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. It has to be fought for and defended by each generation." - Ronald Reagan