Obviously fake news because "capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. " Not even Musk could source that much ammo.Originally Posted by CleverNickname
Obviously fake news because "capable of firing 3 million rounds per minute. " Not even Musk could source that much ammo.
Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.
He's negotiating with the state of Nevada to eliminate taxes on his new ammo manufacturing plant.
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Not another dime.
Seattle with the reverse purge!!!!
https://babylonbee.com/news/seattle-...ll-be-enforced
I don't have a problem with it as long as it doesn't interfere with the Fremont Solstice parade.
In the P-F basket of deplorables.
https://twitter.com/@twitter/status/1358579418814312448
TAMPA, FL—Sarah Thomas, the first female referee to officiate in a Super Bowl, threw a flag on a play in the second quarter but refused to say what was wrong.
"Penalty, on the offense -- you know what, never mind. It's fine," she said after throwing a flag on the Tampa Bay Buccaneers.
"Wait -- what'd I do wrong?" asked Tom Brady indignantly.
"Nothing. I said it was fine," she said, folding her arms.
"It doesn't seem like it's fine. You threw a flag!" Brady responded.
She shrugged and turned away. "No, it's totally fine. Go and play football with your friends. It's fine."
Play proceeded without any consequences, though she glared bitterly at Brady throughout the next few plays.
Meanwhile, the male referees displayed their toxic masculinity by awarding extra yards for players who exhibited unnecessary roughness and also giving them a manly chest bump and a "right on, bro."
Random tangent: was reading some trivia about the movie Spartan and Kerry’s daughter had a small role as a bartender.
On topic-
“If the measure passes, Texans plan to then go to all the other states and fire their many many guns in the air while yelling, “Git!” until the other states drop out of the union. “
https://babylonbee.com/news/texas-to...ates-to-secede
A ray of hope for @blues
https://babylonbee.com/news/journali...woman-of-color
WASHINGTON, D.C.—Journalists around the nation erupted in boisterous cheers when White House Press Secretary, Jen Psaki, announced that the gulags will be run by a woman of color.
The announcement came as a result of an unscripted moment when a reporter relayed to Psaki a question from a concerned citizen back home, “What is President Biden doing for my small business?”
Psaki didn’t miss a beat showing how clearly prepared she was for such a hard-hitting question.
“First and foremost, Joe Biden nominated a woman of color to run the forced labor camps, what many experts in this administration are referring to affectionately as the gulags.”
"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
See, this is what makes America great. Now, even if the Rangers never win another Stanley Cup in my lifetime, I can say that I am finally at peace.
I guess it's true when it comes to Psaki...better red than dead.
"Blues, huh? Oh, you're gonna earn that name, honey!"
There's nothing civil about this war.
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