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    Quote Originally Posted by Glenn E. Meyer View Post
    If you didn't contribute at work, you were usually threatened in most work places with some consequences. Published lists of traitors to the cause, lists of the heroes. The lowest ranked and most job unstable departments usually had the highest rate of contribution. Wonder why? They were put forward as true heroes.
    That was some strong arm tactics like organized crime. I guess it was organized crime with a twist.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Borderland View Post
    That was some strong arm tactics like organized crime. I guess it was organized crime with a twist.
    Organized Crime That Cares!
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    Parents Disguising Kids As Illegal Immigrants So They Can Receive In-Person Teaching

    "OK, Aiden, remember -- if they ask you what your name is, just say, 'No hablo ingles,'" said one parent as she dropped her kid off near the Mexican border in Chula Vista. "And don't pick at your fake mustache; it'll fall off. Don't forget your poncho!"

    "I packed you a burrito and some quesadillas for lunch! Love you!"
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    The BB pulls off some Zingers and this is one of my favorites lately. Having my kids leave the tomahawk and headdress at home and throw on a sombrero is naturally part of their background
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    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    That is epic. My buddy from Mexico that owns the Mexican restaurant would love this.


    My wife does pack me quesadillas for lunch.

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    I'll wager you a PF dollar™ 😎
    The lunatics are running the asylum

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    AOC Recalls How She Barely Survived Terrorists Seizing Nakatomi Plaza



    The congresswoman said she was able to sneak away and hide behind a bathroom door for safety. “But suddenly a deranged, barefoot, and bloodied cop wearing a wife-beater came bursting into the bathroom,” AOC explained. “His presence just didn’t feel right to me. He had so much anger and hostility! He was carrying a gun on his back, and he wasn’t yelling like, ‘This is Nakatomi Police, this is Nakatomi Police.'"
    “And, like, where was his partner?” she continued. “Nothing was adding up. I just know Ted Cruz was behind all of this and sent this man here to murder me and steal all of the bearer bonds.”
    "No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776

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    https://babylonbee.com/news/report-melinda-gates-filed-for-divorce-after-discovering-windows-95-launch-video


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