There's also the fact that people exist who are super unhappy with live, and get some kind of simulation thereof by making other people miserable. The kind of jerks who spend tons of time and money suing their neighbors over the grass being too high, or the fence not properly painted, or the stains on the driveway, or the flagpole, or, or, or- really, the what doesn't matter at all.

There's already enough of these bastidges in the world. This kind of law would just make more of them, and give them the tools to make more people miserable.