Under the enlightened new Canine administration:
* Federal Emergency Bacon Program, delivering bacon to underpriviliged doggies.
* Criminal reform: it shall no longer be illegal to chase, bark at or otherwise harass postal workers.
* The FBI shall be directed to investigate all cat owners for seditious activities.
*The National Rub My Belly Act. A new volunteer job corps program where college students can repay society by rubbing doggo bellies.
Hypothetical illustration of my disdain for Bloomberg:
I'd register D.
Campaign for and donate to a third Obama presidency
and put an Obama poster on my garage doors
Before I voted for Bloomberg.
I...I would support that.
Of course, the other night, I was joking about Hooman Obedience Competition at home, including a Q&A session:
Q -- Where does your hooman sleep?
A -- At the edge of my bed.
Q -- Does your hooman provide adequate warmth through out the night and sleep soundly, so they may be ready to serve at First Whine in the morning?
A -- No, I periodically arise to stomp on my hooman to check that he is attentive even in sleep. And also to fart on his head.
Commentator -- I think we have a new champion.
"No free man shall ever be debarred the use of arms." - Thomas Jefferson, Virginia Constitution, Draft 1, 1776
You mean apart from appointing a bunch of federal judges that are supportive of the 2nd amendment as an individual right and two Supreme Court justices that received the NRA ILA's endorsement?
That's a tad more than "lip service"
Is Klobuchar going to appoint the kinds of justices that will support the 2nd as an individual right?
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As one of Klobuchar's constituents, well, no she will not. She's all-in on Red Flags/Universal Background Checks/AWB schemes. Any judges appointed would reflect that view.
She was Hennepin County Attorney in the mid-1990s to early 2000's, and has a somewhat controversial history of railroading at least one teenage black fella into prison on murder charges (He's apparently no daisy, but not definitively a murdering bastard, either). This will become increasingly mentioned in the national media as the primary season drags on. She's also well-documented hereabouts as a terrible, easily enraged, vindictive boss.
"If I ever needed to hunt in a tuxedo, then this would be the rifle I'd take." - okie john
"Not being able to govern events, I govern myself." - Michel De Montaigne
Let's get fucking real here:
Could Trump do more on the pro gun side? Absolutely.
Has he done anything more substantive than lip service? Absolutely.
Getting your reality warped because of intense dislike of the man to the point where you ignore shit that doesn't fit with your narrative is fucking stupid.
He said some truly dumb shit about red flag laws. He also appointed a bunch of pro 2A judges to federal courts and to the Supreme Court.
I'll take that over what anyone in the current democratic field, especially that malevolent fuckwit Bloomberg who is at this very moment trying to turn Virginians like me into fucking felons by bankrolling gun banning assholes, intends to do with power.
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3/15/2016