More commonly referred to as, "Built like a brick shit house".Originally Posted by misanthropist
My all time favorite and often used. Go shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears!
More commonly referred to as, "Built like a brick shit house".
My all time favorite and often used. Go shit in your hat and pull it down over your ears!
I suspect this is a turn on "blacker than Coalie's ass" which refers to mules used in underground coal mines. The mule, like coalie himself, would have been coated in coal dust.
Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.
"Rainin' like a cow pissin' on a flat rock" is one that gets chuckles every time I trot it out.
Two older ones:
“Cooked over split kindling” - really hot.
“A scow load” - a lot of something.
“Hungry enough to eat the ass out of a skunk.” - really hungry
“Grinning like a mule eating briars.” - smiling a lot.
“Not the sharpest tool in the shed.” - Taurus fan.
- It's not the odds, it's the stakes.
- If you aren't dry practicing every week, you're not serious.....
- "Tache-Psyche Effect - a polite way of saying 'You suck.' " - GG
shakin' like a shitting dog (or a dog shitting peach pits, jalapeńos, razor blades, etc)
Turd cutters (ass/butt)
dick skinners (hands, especially dirty hands)
treated like a red headed stepchild
All hat, no cattle.
I'm too poor to buy cheap.
" La rose est sans pourquoi, elle fleurit parce qu’elle fleurit ; Elle n’a souci d’elle-męme, ne demande pas si on la voit. » Angelus Silesius
"There are problems in this universe for which there are no answers." Paul Muad'dib
"runs like a raped ape"
Two of my favorites:
Harder than woodpecker lips.
He didn't know whether to shit or wind his watch.
"Gunfighting is a thinking man's game. So we might want to bring thinking back into it."-MDFA
Beware of my temper, and the dog that I've found...
Go pound salt - Go F Yourself.
Shit or get off the pot.
Drive it, park it or sell it!
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