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    You wanna get elephants? Because that's how you get elephants.

    https://apnews.com/689785e2e579fcee84725d77eca94590

    Residents of Yekaterinburg were flabbergasted to see a couple of elephants wandering the snowy streets of Russia’s third-largest city after they escaped from a circus.

    Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.

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    Do elephants get cold? I bet they're cold.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Do elephants get cold? I bet they're cold.
    Yes, they definitely get cold.

    That's probably why somewhere down the line of elephants there was a single mutation that resulted in long hair and increased cold-temperature preference (but likely less thermal tolerance) in Woolly Mammoths.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Do elephants get cold? I bet they're cold.
    Do they get trunk shrinkage in the cold?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Chance View Post
    Do elephants get cold? I bet they're cold.
    Didn’t stop Hannibal.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Josh Runkle View Post
    Didn’t stop Hannibal.

    The Lord alps those that alps themselves.
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    Quote Originally Posted by awp_101 View Post
    Do they get trunk shrinkage in the cold?
    Not as much as you and...

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    Also, maybe it's my inner tree hugger, but I always get sad when I see elephants associated with circuses or shows. They are such majestic and beautiful creatures and I'm really not into them being used for entertainment. But for that matter, I'm not really into the same for horses or dogs, other animals, or even humans (when it's against their will, if you're consenting it's fine).

    I don't mind seeing the animals at the zoo, but that's because I've worked with zoos and recognize how dedicated they are to improving the quality of life and fate of animals.

    But I just can't reconcile the sadness in the body language and eyes of elephants with anything besides a desire to see them left alone.

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    You wanna get elephants? Because that's how you get elephants.

    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    The Lord alps those that alps themselves.
    Hahahaha! Awesome. You win the internetz for the day!


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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    The Lord alps those that alps themselves.
    LoL!

    A mammoth pun; well played, sir!
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