Coronavirus thread

[Baldanders]

Do hamsters have whiskers? Simply design in 2 mask holes on each side (or more) and tie or clip some whiskers together. Square knots should be secure enough.

Whatever roll-on adhesive beauty pageant contestants use during the swimsuit competition? Nah, too much hair.

Static electricity ?

[MickAK]

As further proof any war for my mind is fighting for the crown of king of shit mountain, I just spent the majority of my jog thinking about how you would get hamsters to wear masks.

You tape mask material around the vents in the hamster ball.

It's like you people spend no time thinking about the serious issues facing our nation.

[BehindBlueI's]

You tape mask material around the vents in the hamster ball.

It's like you people spend no time thinking about the serious issues facing our nation.

That's fucking cheating and you know it. That's a hamster encased in a mask, not a hamster wearing a mask.

The hamster has the wear the mask like a little rodent doctor. And it needs to be cute. Like a little rodent doctor.

I've made this a work assignment now. Another sergeant suggested the mask be made of nutshells. It'd be like a pizza scented mask for us. It'd make the hamster WANT to wear the mask and then he'd figure it out on his own. So now I'm thinking hamster McGuyvers with rubber bands and peanut hulls making N95 certified masks.

Do hamsters have whiskers? Simply design in 2 mask holes on each side (or more) and tie or clip some whiskers together. Square knots should be secure enough.

That's the sort of thinking that made this country great.

[Baldanders]

You tape mask material around the vents in the hamster ball.

It's like you people spend no time thinking about the serious issues facing our nation.

Man, I do quality thinking all the time, hush.

I got it. You make sure all the mask wearing hamsters are cowardly socialists, then you get the rugged individualist hamsters to march around with antivaxx signs and guns as the unmasked control group, then the masked group will hold their lil' masks on with their cute lil' paws 'cause virtue signaling.

See, that's a steaming fresh pile of thinkin'

[Nephrology]

That's fucking cheating and you know it. That's a hamster encased in a mask, not a hamster wearing a mask.

The hamster has the wear the mask like a little rodent doctor. And it needs to be cute. Like a little rodent doctor.

So, no staples?

[BehindBlueI's]

So, no staples?

We're just spit-balling. There's no bad ideas here.

Except for that one.

That's a bad idea.

[Nephrology]

We're just spit-balling. There's no bad ideas here.

Except for that one.

That's a bad idea.

Yeah, well, that's just, like, your opinion, man.

[willie]

I want to thank my friends here for making me feel like a genius.

[JDD]

So, no staples?

Please, clearly this is for use in a medical environment. Clearly we should be using some sort of glue, like Dermabond Cyanoacrylate.

[Nephrology]

Please, clearly this is for use in a medical environment. Clearly we should be using some sort of glue, like Dermabond Cyanoacrylate.

Ooh dermabond. I used to steal the single-use sticks from the ER all the time. Stuff is magic for paper cuts.