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    Michael Bloomberg Discovers America is Bigger Than New York

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    What he, and nearly any other candidate of either flavor, fails to grasp is what us folks on the ground here in flyover country really want. Which is mostly to be left alone. We like it here because it’s *not* New York.


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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth_Uno View Post
    What he, and nearly any other candidate of either flavor, fails to grasp is what us folks on the ground here in flyover country really want. Which is mostly to be left alone. We like it here because it’s *not* New York.


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    That goes for us refugees from NY as well.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Bloomberg didn’t need to travel all the way to Minnesota to meet farmers. There are plenty of them in upstate New York.
    Yes, but nobody up here would let Michael Bloomberg within sight of their farm, same as groundhogs or any other kind of nuisance varmint.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Darth_Uno View Post
    We like it here because it’s *not* New York.
    You poor, ignorant, fool.

    You like it, because it's not New York because you, obviously, do not realize that New York is the center of the universe and the most important place on Earth. If you did, you'd realize why it is so important for everywhere to be like New York. You'd realize how great it is for trash to pile up on the sidewalk and traffic to be bumper-to-bumper 22 hours a day. How you need expensive rents, because at least you'll be near a million mediocre restaurants. You'll never want for a bagel, but a piece of greenery for your dog to piss on? Fogettaboutit. You don't understand that things like diners, milkshakes, high school football, are antiquated vestiges of a bygone era. You need only realize that the future is New York - your reality needs to be human feces on a sidewalk, trains you can't ride after dark, sexual assault and violent crime rates that shock and horrify.

    I'm convinced the reason assholes want to bring New York City and San Francisco to other places in the country is because they want all of us to share in their fucking misery.
    Last edited by RevolverRob; 01-17-2020 at 02:01 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    ...they want all of us to share in their fucking misery.
    I think this or something very similar is attributed to Churchill and his observation of Socialism.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Wise_A View Post
    Yes, but nobody up here would let Michael Bloomberg within sight of their farm, same as groundhogs or any other kind of nuisance varmint.
    It also assumes knowledge that NYS is bigger than NYC. I grew up in upstate New York and quickly learned to specify "upstate New York" when asked where I was from, or face a nearly-default assumption/insult that I was from the city.

    I'm not sure Bloomberg himself isn't among those who assume that they are synonymous.

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    Quote Originally Posted by RevolverRob View Post
    You poor, ignorant, fool.

    You like it, because it's not New York because you, obviously, do not realize that New York is the center of the universe and the most important place on Earth.
    I see you subscribe to the Sunday New York Times.

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    Well, that was fun. I had to laugh.

    If Bloomberg wants to even out that monetary discrepancy thing he can start with me.
    Last edited by Borderland; 01-18-2020 at 10:13 PM.
    In the P-F basket of deplorables.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Borderland View Post
    If Bloomberg wants to even out that monetary discrepancy thing he can start with me.
    Socialism is for the little people, not Mike

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