I struggled with phrasing myself - I think we're both cognizant that there's two separate demographics here, one being the 'Psychology Professor married to an Attorney' type as @
Duelist mentioned, the other being what may be called 'High maintenance' 'flashy' and 'stuck up' etc. But I didn't want to seem disparaging toward anyone who thought they were nice. When it comes to luxury branding/consumer goods, it's amazing how narrow the gap is between 'refined taste' and 'unbelievably trashy'. Women's fashions will always confuse me for that reason. For many women that are professionally accomplished or *ahem* 'married up', a vehicle is a fashion accessory as much as it's a vehicle, and there's a place for a Cayenne in that spectrum that doesn't really exist for a GC, even an SRT-8 or Trackhawk.
All of my social circles would vastly prefer the Jeep as well, and having worked on lots of modern Hemi Dodge vehicles the SRT8 Jeep just makes 100x more sense for me personally.
But I was trying to give a nod toward the Cayenne, as that semi-recent driving experience of a 2013 Turbo S really did shock me at how nice it was, while still being respectably fast, so it's easy to see the appeal there. It's just not 'my thing' I guess.
Though seeing as @
rayrevolver looked up the towing specs, I'd love to be that guy with a Cayenne that uses it irreverently like a normal SUV; towing a race car, doing off-road trails on the weekend, etc.