Help me deck my new pistol case out in Liberal camo!

[wsr]

Two in the pink one in the stink patch

[RoyGBiv]

Put your expensive bag inside a $20 duffel from an outlet store with gym clothes on top of it and leave a slightly greasy dildo just barely sticking out of the partially unzipped zipper. While I’m not saying nobody would steal a used greasy dildo, it would cut down the number of people who would be interested in what else is in the bag by magnitudes.

Massive style points.

[Crash41984]

Put your expensive bag inside a $20 duffel from an outlet store with gym clothes on top of it and leave a slightly greasy dildo just barely sticking out of the partially unzipped zipper. While I’m not saying nobody would steal a used greasy dildo, it would cut down the number of people who would be interested in what else is in the bag by magnitudes.

I just snort laughed and woke up my 1-year-old I was trying to put to sleep. The rifle bag is hot pink, and I rock a ginger beard. People will already assume that there’s a dildo in there.

[Guerrero]

What is...four, two, ze- ooooh I got it.

Still don't get it

[Bergeron]

Another option to consider might be something stylish, along the “urban professional” mode of blending in. I’d rather look like I was some middle manager trying desperately to be cool than to look like a band groupie.

A messenger bag or briefcase in some leather or canvas is what I’m thinking here.

[RoyGBiv]

Still don't get it

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

[FNFAN]

I vote for a Unicorn and Narwal theme! You'd be kind of covertly tactical with Narwal grafix. Probably have some operators coming up to give the secret shake and winking at ya!

[olstyn]

While I’m not saying nobody would steal a used greasy dildo, it would cut down the number of people who would be interested in what else is in the bag by magnitudes.

It's not the odds, it's the stakes. Do you really want to deal with the rare person who sees that and is REALLY interested?

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https://www.cafepress.com/+narwhal_s...tch,1971017387

[FNFAN]

https://www.cafepress.com/+narwhal_s...tch,1971017387