It’s like every year some manufacturer has some Hannity or Glen Beck style big release announcement with a new meh product. I’m so jaded. Glock should just announce new damning evidence against Hillary Clinton at this point. She’s going to jail THIS TIME just wait until Dec 10 for our big release. We want a damn carbine. We’ll get new gen 5 calibers the equivalent of a new iPhone camera. I’m not saying that’s not good it’s just not something that needs to be hyped. Oh nice you swapped legos around again. But we’ll see I guess.
“Remember, being healthy is basically just dying as slowly as possible,” Ricky Gervais
Did Dan Wesson have a big timed release for the DWX with the “game changer! Tune in on XXX”? I’m ignorant if they did or not as I wasn’t in the loop or did they just release it because they knew it was a product that didn’t need buzz because they’ll sell every one they’ll make?
Last edited by Obelisk; 12-03-2019 at 10:22 AM.
Iphone camera on a rail mounted with your light and laser on a Gen 5. Activates when you draw to document your successful self-defense action or helps convict you for some stupidity. With options to send the action immediately live to social media of choice. Automatically calls 911, so they can immediately release you for your good shoot or arrest you. Calls your lawyer automatically. AI tells you to shut up and not babble uncontrollably to the law.
The IGlock!
Automatically logs round count and dry fire practice. Get alerts on your phone for spring replacement or RMR battery power! Battery subscription. New Glock deal pop ups on your RMR. Hold on don’t shoot me I gotta exit out all these amazing deals from Glock so I can see my dot. Wait an NRA ad just popped up Wayne needs my money for a new set of shoes.
Last edited by Obelisk; 12-03-2019 at 10:55 AM.
Rumor has it that the MicroSoft Glock was abandoned as it kept updating during OIS. OIS 10 was prone to jamming, also.
OK, I got it.
It's the Glock-a-mole with an avocado green frame that shoots OC pepper balls.
Last edited by Glenn E. Meyer; 12-03-2019 at 11:34 AM.