They tend to have English as their second language. Where would they prefer to go instead?
- Canada – that’s where I went for college, great place, the best universities there are the equal of ours or close to it, really f***ing cold, much smaller playing field if they intend to try to stay unless like my wife they marry an American for a green card.
- England – fine if you prefer knife wounds. Really f***ing rainy, much smaller playing field if they intend to try to stay assuming some sort of Brexit, and even without Brexit they must be able to obtain UK permanent residence and maintain it for several years, or UK citizenship, in order to widen the playing field to all of the EU. My guess is only the top places in the UK have any international cache.
- Australia – really f***ing far away from everywhere else, much smaller playing field if they intend to try to stay. Do any of the institutions there have any international cache?
- New Zealand – Ditto but lots of eligible young sheep if that’s what you’re into.
- India (where most higher ed is in English) – for non-Indians, not bloody likely.
- South Africa – not if you’re driven by a fear of being shot.
- Ireland – good institutions, one or two with international cache, nice place, really f***ing rainy, much smaller playing field unless they can get Irish permanent residence and maintain it for several years, or Irish citizenship, then the playing field widens to all of the EU.
Maybe I’m missing some.
There’s France, Germany, Sweden, Denmark, Switzerland, Israel, and a few others, but then they have to know French or German or etc.
I’d add that, unless they’re looking at Johns Hopkins, University of Chicago, or a few other places in similar environments, if being shot on campus or in the surrounding neighborhood is what they’re afraid of, they likely lack basic computational or critical thinking skills, and we already have a sufficient quantity of such kids in our institutions of higher education.
If I were a consular officer I would ask student visa applicants “when you go to the gun range nearest campus what’s the first firearm you want to shoot?” Whatever the brand/type/caliber named, they’re in. If they recoiled in horror, good luck to them in Australia. This may explain in part why I'd never make it as a consular officer.