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    NJ Man Sought Sex With Cows, Punished Farmers Who Said No: Report

    https://patch.com/new-jersey/longval...animals-report

    NJ Man Sought Sex With Cows, Punished Farmers Who Said No: Report

    When the farmers denied his request, Richard Decker booby-trapped their driveways, authorities said.

    SUSSEX COUNTY, NJ — A Sussex County man is accused of asking farmers if he could have sex with their animals, and then booby-trapping their driveways when they told him no.

    Richard Decker, 31, of Vernon, was arrested earlier this month after sending emails and letters to barns and stables around Sussex County asking for permission to have sex with the animals, the NJ Herald reported. Once the farmers said no, Decker is accused of leaving metal spikes in their driveways to puncture the farmers' tires.

    Decker faces a number of charges, including procuring an animal in any kind of sexual manner or initiate any sexual conduct with an animal, cyber harassment and unlawful possession of explosives, according to the county jail website.

    Your move Florida....

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    Quote Originally Posted by HCM View Post
    https://patch.com/new-jersey/longval...animals-report

    NJ Man Sought Sex With Cows,

    Your move Florida....
    He's probably a "snowbird".
    Last edited by JTQ; 10-14-2019 at 02:52 PM.

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    Something, something, buy the whole cow, something.

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    Sounds like a card carrying Democrat!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JohnO View Post
    Sounds like a card carrying Democrat!
    Antifa...antisocial (with) farm animals?
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    Antifa...antisocial (with) farm animals?
    Sounds a little too social with animals if you ask me...

    Farmer in court later:
    "Look, I like animals as much as the next guy..."
    *Richard Decker snaps to attention"
    "I would like to retract my previous statement, your honor!"
    --Josh
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    You're gonna have to get up a little earlier in the morning if you're gonna beat Florida to the punch...

    https://fox17online.com/2018/11/21/f...-deputies-say/

    Florida man arrested for having sex with miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say

    POSTED 2:41 PM, NOVEMBER 21, 2018, BY CNN WIRE


    Marion County, Fla. – A Florida man has been arrested for having sex with a miniature horse on multiple occasions, deputies say.

    According to the Marion County Sheriff’s Office, 21-year-old Nicholas Anthony Sardo, of Citra, has been arrested and charged with four counts of bestiality/sexual contact with an animal.

    Deputies say that on October 16, a witness came forward and reported that she had witnessed Sardo having sex with a miniature male pony named Jackie G in a pasture on a family member’s property three days earlier.

    Another witness came forward saying she saw it as well, and she approached Sardo about what she had seen, according to the sheriff’s office. Sardo immediately admitted to her that he had sex with the horse and also gave the same admission to a detective investigating the allegation.

    Sardo added that he had sex with the horse four times during the course of a week, according to the detective. The sheriff’s office stated in a press release that, “he used a condom each time because he didn’t want to get a disease from the horse.”
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    New Jersey Man Sought Sex with Cows
    Were they Jersey cows?

    I know it is udder non-sense, but I always wondered how Chris Christie got laid.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blues View Post
    You're gonna have to get up a little earlier in the morning if you're gonna beat Florida to the punch...

    https://fox17online.com/2018/11/21/f...-deputies-say/
    Reason #101 why I will never wash the Florida stink off.

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