A British officer, stationed in Afghanistan in the good old days for a long time, said:
1. For reproduction, a woman
2. For pleasure, a boy
3. For ecstasy - a goat
It was not clear if he was Conservative, Labor or Liberal.
In England, a man was having sex with a goat in his front yard. Unfortunately for him, a passenger train on a nearby track had to stop. Hundreds of people called the law on their phones. He was arrested and the goat was taken to psychological counseling to see if it was traumatized.
A guy was found to be screwing a deer carcass that he had shot. He was reported (BTW, I've read in some countries this was a typical practice back to bow and arrow times). The judge let him go as it was his property and not alive. It was no different that if he had bought a pot roast at the market and screwed that.
Kinsey found that about 15 to 20% of farm boys reported sex with critters. It was one of the things that made his report so scandalous in 40's. Were most farmers Republicans in those days?