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    Woman dies in rooster attack


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    "Demon Roosters" are worse than pit bulls, at least a pitbull will usually size up their opponent first. A crazy demon rooster will attack anything any everything all the time.
    "For a moment he felt good about this. A moment or two later he felt bad about feeling good about it. Then he felt good about feeling bad about feeling good about it and, satisfied, drove on into the night."
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    Nailed right in the varicose vein.

    That’s some dim sum dim mak, right there.
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    KFCarry is the solution to the rooster problem.

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    So... she really took it hard from a Cock ...... a- doodle doooo
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    That story is cocked up.

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    Roosters can be nasty. When I was around 13, there was a kid who liked to torment animals. I saw him hit a big rooster with a rock. Then the cock chased him down and kicked his ass. He had some deep cuts all up his legs and tummy.
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    Truly cockamamie.

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    I had some pretty deep seated childhood fears that lasted until my early 20s after being trapped in a chicken coop with an aggressive rooster around 5-6 years old. They can do some nasty damage if you are not careful.

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