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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodriver View Post
    Agreed.

    I don’t get the “Floridaman” stuff.

    Every time I hear “Floridaman” on the news he has a very strong New York or Boston accent.
    What, no Cubans?
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    What about Homo erectus? Has he shown up?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Eurodriver View Post
    Agreed.

    I don’t get the “Floridaman” stuff.

    Every time I hear “Floridaman” on the news he has a very strong New York or Boston accent.
    Build the wall! Around the Northeast that is!

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    Here's my hypothesis:

    People from all over the eastern US retire to Florida. That one (or two) of all their middle-aged kids who doesn't have anything more productive to do with their life follows mom and/or dad to "help" take care of them, while continuing to be substantially supported by them. Then they meet someone similarly situated and decide to join together in raising, or even breeding, new little humans who grow up, predictably enough, to also be Florida Man.

    The generational financial structure creates the filter.
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    Not another dime.

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    #RESIST

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    Florida man arrested for “I eat ass” truck window sticker.

    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...eat-ass-arrest
    #RESIST

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    Seems like covering it up with a sticker saying "I'm An Ass" would work.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Florida man smashes 20 cars because Donald Trump ‘owes me one trillion dollars,’ cops say

    Read more here: https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...#storylink=cpy

    NAKED FLORIDA MAN DRINKS 2 LITERS OF VODKA, BURNS DOWN HOUSE BAKING COOKIES ON GEORGE FOREMAN GRILL

    https://www.miamiherald.com/news/sta...218005600.html
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    ^^^^Now you're cooking! That's the Florida we all know and love.
    There's nothing civil about this war.

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    Quote Originally Posted by LittleLebowski View Post
    Florida man arrested for “I eat ass” truck window sticker.

    https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article...eat-ass-arrest
    The French eat horses. I don't know why he should be persecuted for his gustatory preference.
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