Watching the ATT shooter again makes me think that "Florida Man" is too generic. For example, when we in Florida read, "Hialeah Man..." or "Polk County Man..." we already have a good idea what the story is about. Subspecies is important.
Watching the ATT shooter again makes me think that "Florida Man" is too generic. For example, when we in Florida read, "Hialeah Man..." or "Polk County Man..." we already have a good idea what the story is about. Subspecies is important.
"Gunfighting is a thinking man's game. So we might want to bring thinking back into it."-MDFA
Beware of my temper, and the dog that I've found...
LOL! That would be an excellent, (albeit exhausting), study in taxonomy.Originally Posted by Hambo
Then we can move on to various LE departments in FL for shits and grins...
There's nothing civil about this war.
As you're well aware, Miami-Dade itself would take quite a bit of work.
"Gunfighting is a thinking man's game. So we might want to bring thinking back into it."-MDFA
Beware of my temper, and the dog that I've found...
Overtown Man
Liberty City Man
Hialeah Man
Kendall Man
Homestead Man
South BeachManPerson or Biological Unit of Choice
There's nothing civil about this war.
Hey, hey, hey leave Polk out of this. In the TB media market we have Pasco for making fun of.
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One of the first "Florida Man" prototypes I met back in the late 80's while booking in another prisoner at the old Dade County Jail. Strange friggin' dude. (As if I have to say that.)
Yahweh ben Yahweh
There's nothing civil about this war.
Florida man “afraid his car might blow away,” so he parked it in their kitchen.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/hurricane...rt-car-kitchen
Looks like he washed it in hot water too many times.
Last edited by JohnO; 09-04-2019 at 09:09 PM.
Years ago we used to have a smartcar franchise, we replaced many panels due to hooligans going smartcar tipping.Florida man “afraid his car might blow away,” so he parked it in their kitchen.
https://www.foxnews.com/us/hurricane...rt-car-kitchen
Looks like he washed it in hot water too many times.
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Ah yes, shooting/knifing the tires of a vehicle you want moved. A classic of rational thought.
Agreed.This thread is hilarious.
I was born in South Florida, in a very affluent community. All the cockroaches have infested the state from other parts of the country and have made it what it is
I don’t get the “Floridaman” stuff.
Every time I hear “Floridaman” on the news he has a very strong New York or Boston accent.
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