https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/05/m...at-the-armory/Originally Posted by Lester Polfus
https://www.duffelblog.com/2019/05/m...at-the-armory/
^^^^^^^^ LOL!
Modern Warfare 3: CONUS Expansion Pack
“Level One. Objective; watch 295 PowerPoint slides in a row without passing out.”
“Level Two: Use a Government Travel Card without spending it at unauthorized places.”
“Final Mission ; plan a squadron luncheon for the Commanders wife. Declining the mission leads to an Article 15 and unlocks the “Latrine Mission” Level.
The Minority Marksman.
"When you meet a swordsman, draw your sword: Do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet."
-a Ch'an Buddhist axiom.
Scientology Space Force.ETA: Either I did something wrong or the "spoiler" tag doesn't work for pictures.
Spoiler (highlight to read):
Space Force!
The UAV thing fits with Ed Harris’ “extinction” comment. And damn... Ed is looking rough.
go to barking dog call...
explain to the guy that lives at the end of Maple Street that the neighbors next door really arent' beaming mind control rays at him (again)....
go back to barking dog call...
Cite and release gal shoplifting cosmetics for the 19th time, decide it isn't really worth trying to retrieve all the merch she's shoved into her crotchal area...
try to do follow up on Theft 2 from last week, but get called back to barking dog call...
I was into 10mm Auto before it sold out and went mainstream, but these days I'm here for the revolver and epidemiology information.
Regardless of anything else in Maverick's back story according to the Top Gun Timeline he would have been on active duty for over 40 years by the time the sequel comes out. Even if his service record was exemplary he would have been forced into retirement at 30 years. It's possible he could have gone Navy Reserve but I'm pretty sure he wouldn't be on flight status.
“Top Gun: Reality Cut”
Lt. Pete ‘Maverick’ Mitchell :”What’s this?”
Ship CO: “well, they WERE going to be orders for Miramar. But since you disobeyed a direct order to land your plane, they’re orders to MCAS El Toro instead. Enjoy your bright future as a Navy personnel officer, Ensign Mitchell”
Roll Credits
The Minority Marksman.
"When you meet a swordsman, draw your sword: Do not recite poetry to one who is not a poet."
-a Ch'an Buddhist axiom.
This. I played through several Ace Combat games despite its blatant unrealism but I thoroughly enjoyed it because it was fun as fuck. Hollywood is lacking in movies about fighter jets nowadays so why not?
Even "Then" was a headscratcher.
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I dunno, Barney Miller ran for how many seasons?
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