Wife was having a Cosmopolitan on the deck and I didn't feel like a beer or a shot...(the usual fare if I'm imbibing).
So, I pulled out the ancient bottle of Jagermeister, the remnants of a Buffalo Trace fifth and the rarely used Cointreau and decided to experiment. (Fortunately, I don't do this for a living.)
I think I'll name the concoction the "Road Apple" since it tasted like shit. (But it produces a pleasant buzz...probably from the flies it attracts.)
Naturally, my wife thought it didn't taste bad at all...but she was mid Cosmopolitan at that point. Bless her heart.
Anyway, hope you all are having a good day because of the men and women who made it possible. (Just felt like having a laugh at my own expense.)