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    Greg 2020 Yep


    I'm not that chatty with texts.
    Don’t blame me. I didn’t vote for that dumb bastard.

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    A lot of people I would vote for in this thread.
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    Because buying cool, interesting guns I don't need isn't a decision... it's a lifestyle...

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    Sensei 2020: Check out this dildo that my patient shoved up his ass -
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    Sensei for Surgeon General. Like a shoo-in, but more cringe worthy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex Luthier View Post
    Sensei for Surgeon General. Like a shoo-in, but more cringe worthy.
    No way. Never gonna happen. They won’t even let me be the guy who administers the lethal injections.

    I sent my CV and a list of 1000 drug combinations, both inhaled and injected, that I could use to humanly dispatch a convict to every state’s AG - not one bite. I even followed it up with phone calls and an offer to waive my customary fee. Simply covering my travel expenses and tip jar passed around the viewing gallery would have been sufficient. Alas, nobody these days appreciates the art and skill that comprise a proper kill’en. Keep using amateurs and you will get more of the same botched executions with a bunch of screaming, crying, seizing, and people choking on their own vomit.
    Last edited by Sensei; 07-13-2019 at 03:54 PM.
    I like my rifles like my women - short, light, fast, brown, and suppressed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei View Post
    No way. Never gonna happen. They won’t even let me be the guy who administers the lethal injections.

    I sent my CV and a list of 1000 drug combinations, both inhaled and injected, that I could use to humanly dispatch a convict to every state’s AG - not one bite. I even followed it up with phone calls and an offer to waive my customary fee. Simply covering my travel expenses and tip jar passed around the viewing gallery would have been sufficient. Alas, nobody these days appreciates the art and skill that comprise a proper kill’en. Keep using amateurs and you will get more of the same botched executions with a bunch of screaming, crying, seizing, and people choking on their own vomit.
    I personally propose we move to a Pb + Cu injection - delivered at about 2400 feet per second. Seems to work pretty well overall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sensei View Post
    Sensei 2020: Check out this dildo that my patient shoved up his ass -
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    I thought everyone knew you're supposed to use something with a flared base to avoid this sort of thing.


    Seriously, what happened here...looks like two pieces separated by a string.
    REPETITION CREATES BELIEF
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    Quote Originally Posted by Baldanders View Post

    Seriously, what happened here...looks like two pieces separated by a string.
    That's probably the wiring inside. You can see the fainter outline of the non-metallic parts of the...device.

    I've got to say that it seems WAY up in there...
    Sorta around sometimes for some of your shitty mod needs.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stephanie B View Post
    Me 2020: 2:19

    My sister and I do the New York Times mini crossword each day and race each other. I won today. (Her time was 3:46)
    Two and a half hours is a really long time to spend on that puzzle.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Lex Luthier View Post
    Sensei for Surgeon General. Like a shoo-in, but more cringe worthy.
    Doesn’t look like a shoe. Looks like a something-else-in.
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