"Florida Man" Now Has Competition From "Florida Woman"

[blues]

I guess Megan Rapinoe's pleas for equality are being heard...

"Florida Woman" will no longer take a back seat to her male counterpart.

A Florida woman who filmed her daughter licking a tongue depressor is now charged with a felony, according to a report by the New York Daily News.

In a viral video, the 10-year-old daughter of 30-year-old Cori Ward is seen taking a tongue depressor from a jar at a doctor’s office in Jacksonville. She licks it and puts it back into the glass jar, placed next to a sign that says, “Please do not touch medical supplies.”

Ward, who recorded the video, was arrested Thursday morning by the Jacksonville Sheriff’s Office on a charge of tampering with consumer products without regard for possible death or bodily injury, jail records show.

[0ddl0t]

What is the deal with all these idiots licking stuff lately?

[willie]

Now days people lick everything: each other, dogs and cats, the wall, whatever.

[Totem Polar]

What, windows weren't enough?!?

[SAWBONES]

A felony charge seems overmuch for the incident, IMO, but a mother who encourages and promotes such disrespect-for-authority behavior by her (obviously already spoiled past help) brat should at least be compelled to do some extensive community service, like cleaning the bathrooms at the medical office.

She could use her tongue for the toilets, perhaps.

[hufnagel]

This is because parents aren't allowed to smack their kids for doing stupid shit any longer.
I'll quote/paraphrase Whoopi Goldberg from one of her standup routines a decade ago.
"My parents acted like parents when I was growing up, and their children grew to be proper acting adults.
My generation acted like their friend to their kids, and they grew to be animals."

This will only continue to get worse, as self entitled SJW dipshits decide to act out without consequences.

eta: edited for timing, as I finally (!!!) found the name and date of the routine.
The World According to Whoopi (2007)
if you can find a copy of it anywhere, I suggest watching it. It comes from a time before she went SJW insane.

eta2: oh wow... it turns out I have a copy of this in my archives. go me for being a total data packrat!

[Gun Mutt]

What, windows weren't enough?!?